#Ikea Event

[cornflakesinchocolatemilk]

I, at IKEA, see a trans person. They walk over to the Blahaj basket and pick one up. I cannot interfere, this is a canon event.

[furbhii]

a piece i did for aleena over on twitter in lieu of stickers from my raffle, given that she already owns most of them LOL

they requested flug in the camp leader outfit from the Elmore short, and given that that's probably my favourite short i was more than happy to oblige!

(considering making that middle one into a sticker... he's just so cuuuuute)

[ashleytheblahaj]

🌟🏳️‍🌈Ya girl went to a pride event today!!!🏳️‍🌈🌟

It was very crowded and very overstimulating but worth it to be able to be myself around other sharks who are just as queer and silly as I am :3

Love yourselves, Sharkies!

That's not a positive affirmation by the way, its an order AND a threat. Love yourself or else, okay?

[chussyracing]

thank you @presdestigatto for tagging me 😚

tagging @balaclavacharles @never-looked-so-good @ferrariprince16 @dobbiamo-capire @charlescherie @caffeinatedlovergirl @debushit and anyone who would like to do this - you are legally obliged to say i was the one to force you to do it

[cyanide-sodapop]

ASOUE characters at IKEA✨

Sunny: *critiques the food* Olaf: wtf is a [insert random Swedish word] Esmé: *sees a random piece of furniture* Ooh that’s so innnn Lemony: *casually narrates* Quigley: ima make a map since nobody knows how to find the exit apparently smh Carmelita: *steals something* Duncan: *riding in the cart* Violet: *trying not to lose her shit while pushing him* Isadora: *trying to get Duncan to exit the cart* Klaus: literally just lost

[ajgrey9647]

Leaning their heads on each other's + Quad Life Foursome~

Another ask that took on a life of its own.

Enjoy!

[ikeaalien]

slurp

[dj-iida]

@moraypower

“Ah, hello there! …Are you lost? I haven’t seen a Siren here before.”

Whether or not you notice her initially, Marina makes her presence known as she rises to face level. Her hands clasp together and her eyes seem to sparkle upon closer inspection. What’s got her all excited?

“Exploring the city? You should know that it’s dangerous to go on your own!”

That was it. Eager to offer a (tiny) helping hand, Marina gravitated towards those who seemed to be in trouble. Getting lost in the streets of Eriol are commonplace if you’re unfamiliar with the layout of the city, and she’d just watched this Siren walk down the same road at least three times.

[infinitycarrot1]

I'm holding a dtiys challenge to celebrate Potato's birthday 🥳 more info under the cut

[akkivee]

look at hifumi’s live laugh love room vs doppo’s slave to capitalism room lmao

[ava-of-shenanigans]

I need to make a moral alignment chart for quotes from ancient texts that are stuck in my brain forever.

In neutral good I would have the “Thus Sekhmet came into being, concoction of the night, to wade in their blood as far as Herakleopolis” line from The Destruction of Mankind (beautiful, such good prose, it just feels so good to read). And then in lawful evil I would have “And he arose pregnant with the seed of Horus” (baffling, devastating, will haunt me until the day I die)

[kl-foodie]

The IKEA Snooze Fest Is Coming - Fun Activities, Exciting Live Performances & More

KUALA LUMPUR, 28 August 2024 – IKEA is calling on Malaysians to catch up on sleep! This September, you’re invited to the IKEA Snooze Fest, a month-long pyjama-clad celebration like no other – packed with exciting activities, performances and workshops. The latest instalment of its annual sleep festival series, IKEA Snooze Fest is happening across IKEA stores nationwide starting 7 September.  A…

[theknifeinyou]

happy first day of summer everyone.

[ozzgin]

Yandere! House Monster x Reader (II)

It’s officially a smutty sitcom: you, the oblivious gamer boyfriend, and the tentacle monster lurking in dark corners.

[First part]

Content: gender neutral reader, monster smut

Do monsters have a sense of humor? This creature seems to be greatly amused by the little "game" you've devised behind your boyfriend's back. Although you don't have much input in the affair, and most of the time you're merely a witness to the events unfolding before you (or in you).

First, there's the mild, inoffensive annoyances. "Babe, did you see my controller? I swear I left it on the couch". Some pranks are harder to swallow than others, such as the occasional lack of Internet. You know exactly when it happens, because you can hear your boyfriend's enraged shouts and rattles. It's always during important matches. No one knows why it happens. The repairmen who cross your threshold can only scratch their heads in confusion, confessing that nothing is out of the ordinary.

Then, the unfortunate coincidences. "How about we have some fun after my game?", the boyfriend will suggest with an anticipative grin. Alas, moments after he stands up, he is overwhelmed by a nauseous feeling. His stomach twirls and throbs, and he curses under his breath. "Some other time, perhaps", he concludes begrudgingly. You see, the creature is very possessive. The only thing that has saved your beloved partner from being torn to shreds already is his crassly comical obliviousness.

The mischief aimed towards the boyfriend is, however, a secondary source of entertainment. Nothing could ever come close to spending time with you. Yet another irony to this ridiculous situation: you haven't been caught yet, despite the rabid clinginess of the tentacled monster.

It just loves surprising you. For example, when you exhale dramatically at the end of the day, relaxing in the bathtub and enjoying your peace. Just as you hear an impatient knock on the door, you notice a familiar dark tendril slithering its way out of the water. You won't be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. "Did you steam yourself over there? You look like a lobster", the boyfriend will remark with a raised eyebrow upon seeing your panting, feverish face. "Y-yeah, I guess so." You limp outside, struggling to hold the towel around your body. Or more specifically, around the many marks left on your skin by hundreds of suckers.

In fact, its shamelessness reminds you of a poorly written erotic scenario, the likes you'd see on some adult website with a clickbait title. How would you name this current setup? You grip the edge of the table, pursing your lips to prevent any moans escaping your mouth. Your boyfriend is, once again, scrolling on his phone, indifferent to your presence. The water boiling on the stove drowns the wet, slippery sounds of the appendages pumping in and out of you underneath the table. “You might want to give it a stir in a moment, or it’ll overflow”, the boyfriend remarks without lifting his gaze. You mumble in agreement, slapping a hand over your mouth. You’re at your limit.

One may be tempted to ask, is this entity bound to its house? You pondered the same question until your recent IKEA visit. You and your boyfriend had been looking for a new wardrobe. "What do you think of this one?", you asked, closing the door and turning around. Your eyes scanned the empty model-bedroom. The jackass had wandered ahead without you. You sighed and were about to go find him, when a cold grip suddenly tightened around your wrist. You winced and snapped your head back. Thick tendrils had made their way out of the closet, tugging you to join them inside. So it can follow you around, you thought, climbing into the cramped space. Between the silent whines and breathy begging, an idea emerges from your dazed mind. New hypothetical video title: mercilessly molested in the IKEA store by monster partner.

[guinevereslancelot]

can't find my little ikea greenhouse anywhere so i bought a new one 🤡

[knchr]

IKEA ART EVENT 2021: THE SMALL SCALE MOVING CLOCK